Kenny

He’s got a PhD in everything under the sun

If there’s an argument to have, he’s already won

He’s Mr. Know-It-All, got it all figured out

Never had a single second of self-doubt

He walks into the room with his head held high

With a confident smirk and a spark in his eye

He’s Mr. Never Wrong, Mr. Can-Get-Any-Girl

Spinning every story in his own little world

He’s got a bulletproof swagger, puts on quite a show

But if you ask if I'm buying it... the answer is no.

Pull up a chair and get comfortable, man

'Cause Kenny’s got the floor and a master plan

I’ve sat right here for two solid hours straight

Listening to him preach about why he's so great

It’s a hundred-twenty minutes on his charm and his style

I just take a deep breath, shake my head, and smile

'Cause he’s Mr. Never Wrong, Mr. Can-Get-Any-Girl

Spinning every story in his own little world

He’s got a bulletproof swagger, puts on quite a show

But if you ask if I'm buying it... the answer is no.

It takes a whole lot of confidence to talk that long

And it takes a good friend to tell him he's wrong

I'll ride in his corner right up to the end

But I still gotta humble the Gospel of Ken

When he’s Mr. Never Wrong, Mr. Can-Get-Any-Girl

Spinning every story in his own little world

He’s got a bulletproof swagger, puts on quite a show

But if he asks if he's flawless... the message is no.

Yeah, Kenny, the message is no.