Brett

Fifty years ago in the Windy City breeze

A blind date waiting, just hoping we'd please

Walked into Dirty Dick's on Grand and Austin street

To see the tall and thin man I was supposed to meet

You had a clever smile and a considerate way

I knew I found a keeper on that very first day

Oh, Brett, you're the handyman who built this life

Through fifty years of joy and a little bit of strife

You're smart and you're talented, a heart so true

I can't even think about a life without you

A little bit clumsy, but your humor shines bright

With you by my side, everything is alright

I think about that night we went spinning 'round the floor

You stepped on my dress, tore it right off by the door

I couldn't help but laugh at my clumsy, sweet man

You always try to hold me the best that you can

And you've got a sense of humor that is wild and free

You're the only guy to ever light a fart for me

Oh, Brett, you're the handyman who built this life

Through fifty years of joy and a little bit of strife

You're smart and you're talented, a heart so true

I can't even think about a life without you

A little bit clumsy, but your humor shines bright

With you by my side, everything is alright

You're thoughtful and you're clever, you can fix any break

Loving my husband is the best choice I could make

Half a century of memories, we've weathered every weather

There is nobody else I want to be with together

Oh, Brett, you're the handyman who built this life

Through fifty years of joy and a little bit of strife

You're smart and you're talented, a heart so true

I can't even think about a life without you

A little bit clumsy, but your humor shines bright

With you by my side, everything is alright

No, I can't even picture a life without you